I hope you don't just choose her on Saturdays but on Friday nights too.
If you can't choose her on both days or for a matter of fact, all day everyday, then don't choose her at all 'cause she obviously deserves someone better than you.
But apart from all that being said, from the depths of my soul & even from the ugliest part of me, I hope that neither of you will have to ever experience this.

xoxo,

Simaling